just got a copy of Mario Sunshine for the secret new Nintendo system called Big GameCube. It's just a GameCube but bigger. Miyamoto says only I can have one because I'm his special boy
okay I lied. that's just a normal GameCube disc. Wizard shrunk me to mouse size as punishment for being alive. someone please help me
Anonymous asked:
YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such
aliceavizandum answered:
[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such
ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
WHWRE YOURE SO GLAD TO WAKE UP
EVERYTHING IS LOVED EVERYBODY HUGS
executive dysfunction is inherently funny because it sounds so painfully fake that it wraps back around to being a good excuse. like if i was lying about not being able to do stuff, i would at least be able to come up with something more convincing than "i have not doing stuff syndrome"
sponge boy me bob we’re having a presentation on human trafficking
CREATURE????
just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature
I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world
Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.
hero’s journey
and this man? Odysseus
he also ate some kind of stick
It's really funny that redditors convinced themselves that the stupid Tiananmen Square copypasta is going to get chinese people forcefully disconnected from their internet service or something while the UK government will get your ass if you complete the sentence "Soldier F is ___" and has actively worked with google and with social media websites to censor posts or search results about Soldier F
Like 90% of the shit people make up about China is actually true for the UK
